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Portrait of the Artist at 1:30AM

Last updated: February 15, 2016

My name is Jason, currently a 39-year-old IT and logistics guy looking for my next gig.  Ah yes, I live in Augusta, GA, the dark plain of conservative unknowingness, a city so ugly that even our Stepford Wives are forced to look away in shame.

SECOND LARGEST CITY IN GEORGIA SO DON’T Y’ALL BE FRONTIN’ >:0

With all immodesty finally out of the way, I can say to you this: Hello and welcome.  Maybe you know me and maybe you don’t, but chances are I love you for being here, and if I don’t it’s because I don’t deserve to love you, or maybe because noone really deserves love in the end, but by God I’m going to give it a shot anyway.

The blog is just about the daily struggles of life for one peon during the beginning of the fall of the American Empire.  Or perhaps it’s not so serious as that, but it’s about my reactions to a currently crappy set of life circumstances, in a time that I do believe will be remembered by history as being a turning point to, well, whatever big thing happens next in the cosmos, whether it be the next great depression or the return of the Buddha. If you’ve been reading, my life probably doesn’t really seem all that crappy to you, and if you’re Republican (not that there’s anything wrong with that) my politics may seem naïve, but that’s life on the other side of the fence.  You can get your own blog if you’d like to compete, you know.  If on the other hand, you do have something to say directly to me, you are welcome to it: I can be reached at jabylinowski (at) hotmail (dot) com.

Thanks for reading.

JB

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And here's a picture of an ascii Jack-in-the-Box because, well, yep.

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Currently Reading:

Burning in Water, Drowning in Flame - Charles Bukowski

Currently Listening:

Mr. Bungle - California

Why, yes, I am cool as a cucumber in a bowl of hot sauce.

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